hairy conniption
When some has an extreme reaction to something and starts freaking out.
When I saw Troy I literally had a hairy conniption and started crying. Brad Pitt was just too hot to handle
hairy conniption
A outburst of anger or rage. Its worse than a regular conniption because it being hairy means it can't be controlled.
Joe's wife is having a hairy conniption because his brother and friends are here from out of state. She doesn't want him to have any fun because she's a angry person and very negative.