Hairy Fotchburger
When a woman has a ton of hair on her pubice and has one of those meaty/flowery looking vaginas that resemble the looks of a cross between a burger from one of them shady burger joints outside of Philly and a mentally handicapped Japanese Fly-Trap without the teeth. It has the meat hanging outside the bun and juices running all over the place.
Dude, totally went down on her and I had to withdrawal. She had a hairy fotchburger. Shit b whack yo.