hairy meat
When you shave and your hair get stuck to ur dick because your sweaty
God damn Gerald I had hairy meat after I banged requisa yesterday
Hairy meat patties
Hairy meat patties are collage sorority girls with hairy wore out vaginas. They may have been stuffed with shampoo bottles. Or possibly a large scholng or fist.
Damn Sean Nicole has hairy meat patties bigger than Kristys.
Hairy meat wallet
A hairy vagina, commonly mistaken with women whom either have or have had the meat sweats.
"Hey Jasmyn do you have a hairy meat wallet?"
"No I just have the meat sweats"
"No I just have the meat sweats"
old hairy meat flap
An old man's genitalia.
My bitch left me for that old hairy meat flap