Hakam
Hakam is an Arabic name that comes from the meaning "judge". But Hakam's are all over the world and are very good soccer players. Their favorite soccer teams are Manchester United, and if it is a different soccer team they are a disgrace to all Hakams.
John: What is Hakam's favorite soccer team?
Bill: It's obviously Manchester United, because he isn't a disgrace!
Bill: It's obviously Manchester United, because he isn't a disgrace!