half cracked
condition where a person is not yet drunk, but still under the influence of alcohol.
Friend was half cracked while at the beach, glazing at the sun
Half crack
A medical anomaly when someone's crack only extends halfway up his or her butt.
Omg, Emily! Turn around and look in the mirror. You've got a half crack!
Half back crack
An extremely unnaturally long ass crack
Look at her half back crack.