halffidavit
A slap-happy muddle of a sworn statement dat's carelessly scribbled out and presented to a court; it's such a blatantly-glaring farce of a document dat it should obviously be thrown out by da judge, but quite often is not.
Tronald Dump has presented so many stupid-a** halffidavits during his ongoing legal battles dat it's a wonder dat anybody believes a word he says at dis point!