Half of everything I own
What Karen took in the divorce as well as the kids oh why Karen why have you forsaken me why did you take the kids it's been five years please come back I just want to see my kids again I promise I'll stop wearing your clothes while you're away
Half of everything I own: *exists*
Karen: abra ca dab-bruh
Half my money: Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good *vanishes*
Half my other belongings and my kids: *teleport into Karen's name*
Me: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Karen: abra ca dab-bruh
Half my money: Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good *vanishes*
Half my other belongings and my kids: *teleport into Karen's name*
Me: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!"