Half past the monkey's ass
A saying that means that it's way late to be doing something or for something.
" Sorry I'm so late coming back for our date but we had a flat".
" It's half past the monkey's ass".
" It's half past the monkey's ass".
Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls
3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?
What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.