Halle Berry

The only reason I watched Monster's Ball (twice).

A woman who is at least a decent actress who even if her performance or appearance may not be the greatest, she can easily come off as a very charming, beautiful, and smart. Disagree if you will.

Also, you know you find her sexy as hell regardless of what you don't like about her. A woman that if you have not, at least ten times, furiously masturbated to her pics until your penis lost feeling and almost fell off, then you sir, are defined as what is known in uncivilized society, a fag.

From her topless scene in Swordfish and coming out of the water on one of Cuba's beaches in that orange bikini dripping wet (like my thang was when I got home from the theater when thinking about it) in 007: Die Another Day to her black leather clad appearance with a whip in Catwoman and that epic two second shot of her bare ass in that nude shower scene in Gothika, she has a body that would make even the most diehard anti-black racist wank off and rethink their position on racial politics.

Here's to hoping to the almighty God in Heaven that we are to be blessed with a preferably naked brown goddess like her in the pages of Playboy magazine. My dick twitches think about and admit it, the idea crossed your mind too.

Black Coffee with lots of Cream and Sugar

First African American actress to win a ( lead actress) Academy Award (Oscar) for her role in Monster's Ball.
Arguably the most beautiful woman in cinematic history. The complete package in terms of beauty.
She is the product of a Caucasian mother and African American Father.

1) Holistic supplement known to cause wild mood swings.
2) To release the breasts from their bindings in order to tan them.
3) Dingleberry specific to people named Halle. Unusually low in fiber. (see Halle's comet)
4) A corporation formerly run by Vice President and marksman Dick Cheney.

1) To hit and run. Leaving the scene of an accident/
2) To be overly dramatic (Oscar Award Acceptance Speech.)

3)To have 2 or more failed marriages.

Halle Berry is a drinking game which combines two classics. Four people gather around a beer pong table and set up a game of beer pong. The twist however is that to your non shooting hand you place a forty ounce malt liquor duct taped to your hand. In order to win, both teammates must finish the forty and the beer pong game must end with all beer finished, and the first finishers must win the game. If the game is won by the other team that did not finish their forty ounces first, they must play a second game of beer pong to decide who wins the crown of Halle Berry.

The name came from listening to the song Halle Berry while trying to come up with the name, but there is a deeper meaning. While black people love their forty ounce beverages, Halle is a rich black person and tries to keep herself classy with rounds of beer pong.