Ham-Blasting
To engage in sexual intercourse with an unattractive, often overweight, intoxicated female. Derived from the derrog. Slam-Pig, refering to opportunistic ugly women who rely on last-call desperation to hook up.
While his fellow frat brothers frustratedly pursued sorority tens, Chip found satisfaction in ham-blasting his way through local dive bars.
ham blast
When one excretes a fart so vile and pungent that it sounds as though an entire baked ham is being forcefully pushed out of the anal cavity.
Alex: Jesus Christ, who the FUCK ham blasted in here?