hambomb

A state of over reaction to a perceived slight or annoyance, usually characterized by frenetic hand motions, the extended disparagement of said annoyance usually accompanied by a false equivocation of the annoyance to be a cause or effect of an otherwise unrelated event, social trend, or political ideology. The hambomb is always marked by a final concluding maxim such as "all .... are ... and I hate all ..." followed by a purposeful exit leaving no time for discussion.

Witnessing a hambomb is thought by many to be one of the most exhilarating and thrilling moments of their lives and should be cherished. Everyone loves their designated hambomber and always feels safe in their presence.