hamboni
A large human who consumes mass quantities of ham.
Martha is certainly a hamboni after scarfing down a 10lb ham this evening.
hambonied
adj; etymology- comes from hambone, although useage has nothing to do with one.
used to describe a stated of being completly inebriated or high.
used to describe a stated of being completly inebriated or high.
Sally: How did you get home last night? You were pretty drunk.
Billy:I have no idea! I was so hambonied that i shit my pants!
Billy:I have no idea! I was so hambonied that i shit my pants!
hambonious
Even harder than Harder as a motherfucker. This is the "Realer than Realdeal Holyfield" of HAM--- HamBONIUS. (pronounced Ham-BONE-EE-US) with a stress on the BONE.
Used as an adjective.
Used as an adjective.
My brother: "I Scored a 750 on my GMAT. I went HAM on it."
ME: "Bro... that is dope. Nah, you went straight Hambonious on that bitch"
ME: "Bro... that is dope. Nah, you went straight Hambonious on that bitch"
New Hampshire Hamboni
When two men proceed to have anal sex with sliced ham around their genitals until orgasm when they then proceed to produce semen onto the ham slices and eat them
"last night daquerius and I got so horny we started doing some New Hampshire Hamboni in bed."
Hamboni
A shirtless person cleaning off an ice rink with their stomach.
Eric is fantastic at performing the hamboni.