Hambulance
When a rather large person is in need of an ambulance for any reason.
"That fat bitch broke her leg trying to chase down the ice cream truck, call the hambulance."
"Holy shit! That fat dude just passed out after eating 7 double cheeseburgers, better call the hambulance."
"Holy shit! That fat dude just passed out after eating 7 double cheeseburgers, better call the hambulance."