hammered fuck

Hammered fuck is the ultimate, supreme state of party time explosiveness. This level of inebriation is the apocalyptic culmination of a night (or string of nights) of hardcore boozing. Hammered fuck is only reached after one has progressed through the following milestones

- hammered ass (beginner; 6-8 drinks, no pre-party),
- hammered shit (novice; 7-10 drinks, mild pre-party) and
- hammered fuck (advanced; 10+ drinks, heavy pre-party)

When one arrives at the hammered fuck stage, there is no turning back, consider it game over.

Pre-Party:
One fifth Berry/Melon Skyy Vodka, neat.
***Level Up: Hammered Ass Achieved***

Game Time:
(Party Hang 1) - 6 Vodka sodas; 2 SoCo lime shots, chilled
***Level Up: Hammered Shit Achieved***

(Party Hang 2) - 1 Vodka soda; 3 Jaeger shots, chilled; 1 Miller Lite, pre-hydration
***Level Up: Hammered Fuck Achieved***

Post-Hammered Fuck:
- Stumble home
- Mandatory hydration (to avoid early morning chest pounding and cotton-mouth)
- Rinse and repeat

Hammer Fuck

Fucking Two Girls at once using normal motion, But having a double sided dildo Inserted into your own ass making it possible.

Yeah Man! I totally hammer Fucked her and her friend last night.

the fucking hammer

Some phrase the inbred Oklahomans like to use to try and be clever by insinuating that someone is really, in fact, a tool.

You're the fucking hammer omfgroflmao

Flaming Fuck Hammer

The erect penis of a red-haired man (ginger person).

Casey railed the shit out of that chick with his flaming fuck hammer.

flying fuck hammer

An insult used by an obviously higher individual. Can also used when excited or surprised.

Sergio, you are officially a flying fuck hammer

俚语	hammered fuck
释义	hammered fuck Hammered fuck is the ultimate, supreme state of party time explosiveness. This level of inebriation is the apocalyptic culmination of a night (or string of nights) of hardcore boozing. Hammered fuck is only reached after one has progressed through the following milestones - hammered ass (beginner; 6-8 drinks, no pre-party), - hammered shit (novice; 7-10 drinks, mild pre-party) and - hammered fuck (advanced; 10+ drinks, heavy pre-party) When one arrives at the hammered fuck stage, there is no turning back, consider it game over. Pre-Party: One fifth Berry/Melon Skyy Vodka, neat. *Level Up: Hammered Ass Achieved* Game Time: (Party Hang 1) - 6 Vodka sodas; 2 SoCo lime shots, chilled *Level Up: Hammered Shit Achieved* (Party Hang 2) - 1 Vodka soda; 3 Jaeger shots, chilled; 1 Miller Lite, pre-hydration *Level Up: Hammered Fuck Achieved* Post-Hammered Fuck: - Stumble home - Mandatory hydration (to avoid early morning chest pounding and cotton-mouth) - Rinse and repeat Hammer Fuck Fucking Two Girls at once using normal motion, But having a double sided dildo Inserted into your own ass making it possible. Yeah Man! I totally hammer Fucked her and her friend last night. the fucking hammer Some phrase the inbred Oklahomans like to use to try and be clever by insinuating that someone is really, in fact, a tool. You're the fucking hammer omfgroflmao Flaming Fuck Hammer The erect penis of a red-haired man (ginger person). Casey railed the shit out of that chick with his flaming fuck hammer. flying fuck hammer An insult used by an obviously higher individual. Can also used when excited or surprised. Sergio, you are officially a flying fuck hammer
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