hammerous
The act of of being unusually amorous when hammered (drunk).
I was sorry to have missed the happy hour, as I was told Jezebel did shots and was unusually hammerous to anyone in her vicinity.
hammered
The state in which one finds themselves after ingesting large volumes of alcoholic beverages.
Symptoms include: babbling, hysterical laughter, name calling, aggressiveness, destructiveness, momentary lapses of consciousness, stumbling, vomiting, yelling, incoherent singing, falling, profanity, overeating, extreme urination, indiscriminate flirtation, bad judgment, disregard for the value of money or a propensity for excessive spending and, of course, more drinking.
Symptoms include: babbling, hysterical laughter, name calling, aggressiveness, destructiveness, momentary lapses of consciousness, stumbling, vomiting, yelling, incoherent singing, falling, profanity, overeating, extreme urination, indiscriminate flirtation, bad judgment, disregard for the value of money or a propensity for excessive spending and, of course, more drinking.
After watching Frank chug his eighth glass of scotch, I walked out onto the deck and saw him pissing on my grille and cussing out my parents. He was fucking hammered.
hammered
(adj.) Heavily inebriated, though to a lesser extent than shitfaced.
Man, I'm gonna go out and get hammered tonight,
hammering
to fuck a girl usually to fuck her so hard she screams
Guy 1: I was hammering a girl so hard that she was screaming daddy
hammers
Any refrence to a gun
Homeboi just copped dem new hammers
i clap da hammers
i clap da hammers
hammered
Intoxicated beyond drunk.
Im fuckin Hammered.
Hammer
Another word for cock, dick, or penis.
1. I pack a huge hammer.
2. I bet my hammer is bigger than yours!
2. I bet my hammer is bigger than yours!