hammersteined
drunk after drinking beer during octoberfest. or anywhere else.
man i was hammersteined last night!
hammersteined
This is when a person, man or woman, is extremely drunk.
Oh my god, I'm totally hammersteined!
Hammerstein
When a male lays someone down on a rabbi's desk, and the male kicks hia legs up to full force penitrate the recipient.
I gave my girlfriend the Hammerstein while the rabbi was at a brit milah.
Hammerstein Ballroomed
A profound state of drunkenness well beyond just being hammered. Derived from (but with no meaningful relation to) the Hammerstein Ballroom theater in Mahattan.
I'm Hammerstein Ballroomed.