hammer thumb
A colloquial expression for 'clubbed thumb', a physiological difference where an individuals' thumb appears shorter or 'ogre-ish' in comparison to normal digits; almost like its been hit with a hammer.
Dude, have you seen Megan Fox's hammer thumb? Its totally fucking gross, bro. I'd still it though.
Hammer Thumb
When a person's thumb:
1) has a hammer related injury
2) is unusually wide and stumpy
1) has a hammer related injury
2) is unusually wide and stumpy
I just hit my thumb with a hammer today. This hammer thumb makes me feel like an clutz.
"Have you seen Susie's Hammer Thumb?"
"Ya, they're unusually wide and stumpy!"
"Have you seen Susie's Hammer Thumb?"
"Ya, they're unusually wide and stumpy!"
Hammer Thumb
A short stumpy manwoman that loves to profess his/her superior intellect and liberal bias, all while showing off her extraordinary belly fur.
Man, DT is such a Hammer Thumb!