Hammer Tits
Tits that are so big they feel like a hammer when rested on your face.
Dude Lisa Ann's hammer tits are insane.!!
-Ya, she flopped em all over my face last weekend, they really nailed me if you know what I mean!!
-Ya, she flopped em all over my face last weekend, they really nailed me if you know what I mean!!
Hammer Tits
Very very very very large breasts, that you could fit an enitre hammer inside.
HT for short
HT for short
Tyler: Man did you see those Hammer Tits!
JD: Yea you could probable fit two hammers in those babys!!
JD: Yea you could probable fit two hammers in those babys!!
Hammer Tits
When a girls tits are bigger than her ass and give the look of a hammer and or being top heavy.
Yeooooo that chicks got some hammer tits eh
Pissed fucked off my hammer tits
To be very drunk. Derived from various English and American slang terms for drunkenness.
Jane: "Did you have many drinks today?"
Brandon: "Hell yeah, I am pissed fucked off my hammer tits!"
Brandon: "Hell yeah, I am pissed fucked off my hammer tits!"