Hammockable
The ability for two objects, such as trees or posts, to have a hammock hung between them. (Adj.)
"Dude, we have to find somewhere good to smoke this blunt."
"Yo, those trees right there look pretty hammockable."
"Yo, those trees right there look pretty hammockable."
Hammocked
When you get stuck in the hammock because it is so damn comfy!
Dude, I was going to get a beer half an hour ago but I got hammocked and couldn't get up!
Hammocking
The act of setting up and subsequently chilling in a hammock.
College student 1: Hey bro, what you doing after class?
College student 2: I'm going hammocking out at the state park, wanna come?
College student 2: I'm going hammocking out at the state park, wanna come?
Hammocking
Setting up a hammock and hanging with your friends.
Want to go hammocking?
hammock
A turd holding apparatus constructed from toilet paper spanning laterally from one side of the toilet bowl to the other. The paper is held in place underneath the weight of the toilet seat, and employs simple suspension bridge technology. The engineer shits in the hammock, making toilet paper reinforcements depending on the consistency of the turd (i.e. moisture, viscosity, and density). When all the stalls in a given bathroom have been successfully hammocked, the facility is known to be in a state of "Caribbean hangout."
Me - -Dude, me and all my boys convened in the bathroom during free period and hammocked. Unfortunately, Jimmy never showed up and we were one short of a "Carribbean hangout."
Friend - How selfish.
Friend - How selfish.
Hammocking
The act of laying in a hammock and enjoying the swing of nature pushing you gently into a slumber.
Hey Danielle, you should wake up early so we can go buy and hammock and get some hammocking on later.
Hammocking
The act of putting up a hammock and not giving a single fu€k about anything except hanging out and chilling.
My fiancé and I went hammocking this weekend.