Hampson
The most loyal guy on earth. Used to refer to a guy you know who would gladly take a bullet for you.
That guy is a fucking hampson man, you better be glad
Hampson
A white and fluffy cat that will wake you up with a sound similar to that of a small dying child. "Wowowowowoowowowow!" Until you give him attention
"Oh fuck off hampson its 3 am" *squirts Hampson in the face with a water bottle causing him to perform 3 backflips into the 8th dimension "
Sticky Hampson
The art of rubbing your penis on a girls back when she denies you sex.
Example One
Claudia: How was your date with Dave last night?
Steph: Yeah it was going great, I stayed at his, I said I didnt want to have sex yet and then he gave me a Sticky Hampson. Gross.
Example 2
Neil: How was you date last night?
Dave: Awesome, I totally gave her a Sticky Hampson.
*High Fives*
Claudia: How was your date with Dave last night?
Steph: Yeah it was going great, I stayed at his, I said I didnt want to have sex yet and then he gave me a Sticky Hampson. Gross.
Example 2
Neil: How was you date last night?
Dave: Awesome, I totally gave her a Sticky Hampson.
*High Fives*
john hampson
what a guy
such a john hampson *slowly clapping*
joe hampson
joe hampson is a little scroat in year 8 from glossopdale high school (also a scroaty scabby school) Joe Hampson sucks BBC for a living and is a posh bastard on the lower parts of whitfield.
joe hampson err what a scab