hamrag
1. a rag (disposable cloth) made of ham. Not at all useful, as its juiciness does not promote the swabbing of spills, etc. However, it is a delightful word to say, primarily as an insult.
Piss off, ya dirty hamrag!
Wet Hamrag
After cutting ham, wiping up the ham juice with a towel
Imma slap u with my wet hamrag