hamstand
lifting a pig up by it's front legs (trotters) and making it walk on it's back legs.
Performed better when drunk.
Performed better when drunk.
Duuuude!!1!11 that pig's totally doing a hamstand
Canadian Hamstand
When a nude, (sometimes) unshaven women does a handstand. This is followed by a guy placing a thinly sliced piece of ham over the woman's pussy and while still in her upside-down, handstand position, the guy fingers her through the ham inducing female ejaculate. After some time and the female has orgasmed, it is customary for the guy consume the ham.
Rachel: Hey Billy, look at me! I am doing a handstand!
Billy: Wait right there you scummy bitch, this is a perfect opportunity for a Canadian Hamstand. Take off your tattered clothes while I get the Ham!
Rachel: Oh sounds great, Billy! I havent even shaved my puss since the fucking Carter administration.
Billy: Shut the fuck up you repulsive whore. Just hurry up and come so I can eat this ham!
Billy: Wait right there you scummy bitch, this is a perfect opportunity for a Canadian Hamstand. Take off your tattered clothes while I get the Ham!
Rachel: Oh sounds great, Billy! I havent even shaved my puss since the fucking Carter administration.
Billy: Shut the fuck up you repulsive whore. Just hurry up and come so I can eat this ham!