hamster fart
Random dumb compliment a guy says to his girlfriend when he's awkwardly ran out of cute witty pet names to call her or things to say to her.
Ethan: "hey pumpkin!"
Kristin: "hey cuddly bear, hot stuff, honey bunny... Mr. Puffy Poopins" ;)
Ethan: "ummm, heya!!... Sweet cheeks"!!"
Kristin: "I love you! ye olde sexy beast!!"
Ethan: " ...hey! I... love you too... hamster fart!"
Kristin: "???"
Kristin: "hey cuddly bear, hot stuff, honey bunny... Mr. Puffy Poopins" ;)
Ethan: "ummm, heya!!... Sweet cheeks"!!"
Kristin: "I love you! ye olde sexy beast!!"
Ethan: " ...hey! I... love you too... hamster fart!"
Kristin: "???"