Hamtown
(adj) When you are so hammered that you are in Hamtown
Last night = Hamtown
Hamtown
ugly, nasty, fug, someone that is really tough to look at, unattractive in the worst way, gross, someone with an inside-out face, sick, yuckster magoo
"Daaaaaamn, did you see that girl? She was mad hamtown, son! She had three eyeballs, two teeth, and a nipple on her face!! HAMTOWN to the MAX!!!!"