handcannon
huge pistol of some sort I.E. .44 mag, .454 casull, .50AE, .500 S&W
guy #1: check this piece out
guy#2: holy shit that things a fucking handcannon!!
guy#2: holy shit that things a fucking handcannon!!
Hebrew Handcannon
To prevent yourself from ejaculating for 2 months, then applying tartar sauce to the head of your penis. Then masturbating with a condom on over the sauce. Before you finish you cut the rubber so it's just on you head. You then place a yamaka on your hard head and use the power of your love fuel to project it at any given target.
Dude, I fired my Hebrew Handcannon clear across the street last night!