handcarted
drunk, to excess. Rather tipsy
Me and blandridge went out last night and got totally handcarted
Buffalo Handcart
Receiving a handjob using spicy wing sauce for lubricant.
Tom: My junk is really sore this morning
Don: Why so?
Tom: Well, I got a Buffalo handcart from Debbi last night and she used extra spicy
Don: Why so?
Tom: Well, I got a Buffalo handcart from Debbi last night and she used extra spicy
Peruvian Handcart
Running a two-man train on a woman.
Why don't you and Paul just cut all this shit and run the old Peruvian Handcart on her?
hell in a handcart
Similar to 'hell in a handbasket'.
The description of the impending awfulness of a situation, by implying that both the uncomfortable mode of transport plus the final destination would make for one really unpleasant experience.
The description of the impending awfulness of a situation, by implying that both the uncomfortable mode of transport plus the final destination would make for one really unpleasant experience.
"Just ten minutes browsing randomly through urban dictionary proves that our beloved English language is broken, and we're all going to hell in a handcart"
Brooklyn Handcart
When a douchebag is actively leaving an upperdecker (taking a grunt in the toilet tank) while his skank is sitting on the shitter bowl reverse cowgirl facing him who is also dropping bowel bombs and slobbing his knob. (Blumpkin)
Tabor: Hey man, why did they kick you out of the kids bake sale?
Brian: They caught me driving a Brooklyn Handcart on that cupcake bitch with the sweet dumper.
Tabor: Nods in admiration.
Brian: They caught me driving a Brooklyn Handcart on that cupcake bitch with the sweet dumper.
Tabor: Nods in admiration.