handgelina

The most lovely of hand dates. Did the voice of Tigress in Kung Fu Panda. Has many children and not all are from making hand babies. Often mistaken for a vagina or anus (without a face).

Luke: "I was so bored last night... I actually watched Kung Fu Panda"

Sam: "WOW that is bored"

Luke: "But it wasn't all bad, I went on a date with Handgelina after I finished my popcorn"

Sam: "Nice"

Handgelina Jolie

The hand your often masturbate with, a pun to Angelina Jolie

Forever Alone Guy: Be right back, gonna have a quick meeting with Handgelina Jolie

俚语	handgelina
释义	handgelina The most lovely of hand dates. Did the voice of Tigress in Kung Fu Panda. Has many children and not all are from making hand babies. Often mistaken for a vagina or anus (without a face). Luke: "I was so bored last night... I actually watched Kung Fu Panda" Sam: "WOW that is bored" Luke: "But it wasn't all bad, I went on a date with Handgelina after I finished my popcorn" Sam: "Nice" Handgelina Jolie The hand your often masturbate with, a pun to Angelina Jolie Forever Alone Guy: Be right back, gonna have a quick meeting with Handgelina Jolie
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