hand iron
The act of passing one's hands over really crumpled clothes with the aim of removing creases. It is generally practiced by the male population and others affecting the "get out of bed straight to class look".
X- AAARGH you are so not going to wear that shirt.
Y- once I hand iron it ... you won't even know the difference!!
Y- once I hand iron it ... you won't even know the difference!!
Hand me my iron
Give me my shank (or any other kind of weapon
oh thats funny huh? Earl hand me my iron
Hand me my iron
A mock phrase alluding to using one's golf equipment as weaponry.
When is a nine iron like a billy club? Whenever you want it to be.
gotz of the iron hand
Sorry did you mean medieval FUCKING THANOS 2.0
So what do you think would happen if gotz of the iron hand snapped?