handle the shit
A game where one person drops a duece in a bag, then you and your friends proceed to walk nonchalantly down a street with the bag of shit, taking little pieces out at a time and smearing it under peoples car door handles. Even though you may never see the persons expression, thinking about it is rewarding enough. Best if done at night.
"Oh man i gotta shit, and I'm pretty bored. Hey guys let's play handle the shit!"
handle your shit
to take care of all the shit no one else wants to do for you
Guy: Man, i'd love to go buy this sweet fuckin' guitar, but i don't have the money!
Guys friend: Well how about you go get a job and handle your shit!
Guys friend: Well how about you go get a job and handle your shit!