handnanny
A non-gendered term for masturbation.
"I couldn't get any poonanny tonight but at least I can get unlimited handnanny."
"Wow, I am sore from all that handnanny I got"
"Boohoohoo I'm so lonely that I now get handnanny to the thought of me getting handnanny."
"Wow, I am sore from all that handnanny I got"
"Boohoohoo I'm so lonely that I now get handnanny to the thought of me getting handnanny."