hand-pump
when somebody who doesn't have a girl friend or a loner shakes his special organ with his hand
Ever since Chris's girl friend broke up with him, he is relying on hand-pump.
Matt was doing hand-pumping whole night, he looks so pale.
Hand-Pump is the best way to satisfy yourself without spending a single quid and No-tensions as well.
Matt was doing hand-pumping whole night, he looks so pale.
Hand-Pump is the best way to satisfy yourself without spending a single quid and No-tensions as well.
hand pump
background - dan brown
an insult presumably meaning 'wanker' or 'laurajean'
an insult presumably meaning 'wanker' or 'laurajean'
''can i have a bong dan'', ''fuck off you hand pump''
On the hand pump
The act of frantically pleasuring oneself whilst alone.
Oh my lord! I walked in Andrews bedroom yesterday and I caught him on the hand pump. Whilst watching the free 10 minutes on television X
The dirty little swine he needs to meet a woman.
The dirty little swine he needs to meet a woman.
hand pump
Jerking off, in quick motions.
Hey Delilah, have you seen Tim?
Ya, he's just in the car giving himself a quick hand pump.
Ya, he's just in the car giving himself a quick hand pump.
Hand-Pump
Discovered by men but stolen by the female species at a horrid attempt to bargain with the opposite sex by attempting to offer something as a treat, when in reality, it is something very ordinary, manipulated by evil girls to make you do chores or give them flowers! The 21st century version of a kiss!
Dave is the Hand-Pump king
Portuguese hand pump
masturbating (male only)
I'm off for a portuguese hand pump
Single handed pump action yogurt chucker
Example of the penis or the love length in slang when your having a penis names battle
She couldn't wait to get me home to play with my "single handed pump action yogurt chucker