handse
Handse - The ultimate in stress relief technology. Recent technological advancements allow us to present you with the most incredible manual stimulation device to-date. Complete with pump action piston, and an array of high powered attachments to ensure you maximum pleasure. This product is not currently available in-stores, so pre-order now to avoid disappointment.
<Ross> 'when your girlfriend is not at hand, let your handse be your girlfriend'