Handsome Jack
A name given to a god damn hero. Handsome Jacks usually own ponies made of diamond called Butt Stallions.
He is such a Handsome Jack.
Handsome Jack
One of the hottest guys you know (if you’re into cocky, narcissistic assholes) in Pandora. Usually owns a Diamond Pony named ‘Buttstallion’ and is full of riches. He’s also a total badass and makes it look good.
Rhys: Met a Guy last night. He was so tall and cute. Now he’s in my head. Literally. Couldn’t believe my eyes.
Sasha: Must be a Handsome Jack
Sasha: Must be a Handsome Jack
Handsome Jack
The villain of Borderlands 2
Also the most handsome of all
And the funniest of all
Also the most handsome of all
And the funniest of all
Handsome Jack: Hey! How -- ah these pretzels suck...
Players 1-4: Hashuahshahehaheh
Players 1-4: Hashuahshahehaheh
Handsome Jack
Someone you can tell a mile off
Beautiful girlfriend/wife far far out of his league
Usually a monger
A propper half breed looking thing
Sometimes even makes a strong noise
And walks with a hunch and or limp
Beautiful girlfriend/wife far far out of his league
Usually a monger
A propper half breed looking thing
Sometimes even makes a strong noise
And walks with a hunch and or limp
Mate did you see that gorgeous girl with a handsome Jack
How did that cretin get a girl like that
How did that cretin get a girl like that
Handsome jack
Owner of Hyperion who also wears a mask over his deformed ass face, and has a sentient horse made of diamonds.
“Don’t be a handsome jack and be the owner of the machine that revives their enemies over and over again”- game theory, and my inaccurate memory