Hand Sword
Something that I do to your moms ass. see credit card
I fucking hand sworded your moms ass last night
sword hand dance
Fancy euphemism for handjob. As in you're taking a sword(penis) in your hand and dancing with it.
"How did it go at the ball, ol' chap?"
"Oh magnificently, she showed me her family variation of a Sword Hand Dance and then we had crumpets. After she washed her hands, of course."
"Oh magnificently, she showed me her family variation of a Sword Hand Dance and then we had crumpets. After she washed her hands, of course."