Handytard
The token retarded person found in almost all businees. They are slowitted but capable of doing meanial tasks. You will find a lot of handytards at goodwill sorting clothes, pricing merchandise,and quite often shopping there as well. They usually are paid minimum wage and are driven to work by there Mom.
The handytard slowly pushed a broom around the wallmart. He paused occaisonally to laugh at something only funny to himself.
handytarded
Someone who is neither "retarded" nor "handycapped" but somewhere inbetween
Man, John is handytarded
SIR!!, my saxophone is being handytarded
SIR!!, my saxophone is being handytarded