Hanlicapped
Being a combination of Hanlon and Handicapped. This word represents one's ability to get through life despite the fact they can't even put their pants on straight without guidance. Hanlon coming from a legend out of Nova Scotia who demonstrates this phenomenon.
Bro 1: Man I accidently kissed my ex in front of my date. Bit the date still came home with me. How did that happen?
Bro 2: That's because you're Hanlicapped and she felt social guilt ditching you.
Bro 2: That's because you're Hanlicapped and she felt social guilt ditching you.