hannahish
Hannahish describes someone who gets hurt a lot or is a huge klutz. Examples of things that a hannahish person would do: rip their pants in French class, break their ankle at Musikfest, drop their phone in a pot of boiling water and get second degree burns after they reached in to get it.
Person 1: I tripped up the stairs yesterday!
Person 2: You're hannahish!
Person 2: You're hannahish!