Happer Toesday
Thar graetest dayre oaf yoarne; Happer Toesday ith th' daye foar thou'est houlye enterjectione; Halexandere Grann Belle hath taeken thith holiedae lieke aye telle-if-owne. Weep if thou commemmerste.
Spoilsman: "Yo dat bitch got herr 'n' yo' fo-way like it 'twas Happer Toesday."
Spoolsman: "Aye wille maeke yarr yarne."
Spoolsman: "Aye wille maeke yarr yarne."