happy crappy
All of the unnecessary social etiquette (i.e., business preliminaries) that needs to be exchanged before you can get down to business.
Let's cut the happy crappy and get down to work.
Happy Crappy
To be defecated upon by a clown.
Dude I got my brother a Happy Crappy for his birthday, he totally hates me now.
Happy Crappies
Smilie shaped potatoe "food" things that some cafeterias in America's schools serve. Taste like french fries.
DUDE, they're serving them Happy Crappies today! Can ya get me 500 hundred of em?
Slap happy crappy
A BDSM sex move where (during intercourse) you finish in her and take a poop in your hand, smack her with it and ditch her without untying her. Preferably because you hate them.
I met a guy last night and when we were getting naughty he came in me and performed a slap happy crappy. I never felt so embarrassed when my roommate came in