HAPPY END

Interjection used usually sarcastically to show disdain and lack of sympathy for a story, or merely as an ironic and random thing to place at the end of a tragic story. May sometimes see legitimate use placed at the end of a happy story, but that is usually a sarcastic imitation of an overenthusiastic person.

Also sees use as an utterly random interjection often with little relevance to anything pertaining to the topic.

Derived from the "Good Ending" of Bubble Bobble where it would cheerfully display HAPPY END in giant letters.

Features in the Retarted Cartoon Video when the Earth would explode.

When a massouse feels inclined to finish your session w/ oral sex or manual release (usually for an extra twenty dollars)

When you get a free egg roll at the end of your massage.

A massage that is normal until the end where you turn over and ask for a "full body massage" and the masseuse (usually asian) takes off the towel and gives you a handjob. It usually costs extra.

When getting a rub down by an Asian, you roll over and ask for a happy ending. They then jerk you off with their skilled hands.

When a girl (usually Asian) gives you a full rubdown with the exception of your cock, which is rock hard now, and looks up at you and says, 'You want Happy Ending?'

A happy ending is when a Japanese massage therapist(usually a woman) gives a man a handjob for free.