happy gilmore

One of the most awesome movies ever. Adam Sandler stars as Happy Gilmore, a hockey player who lives with his grandma and has a really bad temper. He has to learn to play golf to get his grandmother's house back.

The process of bending a girl over the arm of a couch or whatever, and starting at one end of the room, run at full speed (hopefully you are fully errect) and insert the penis into the vagina.

Act of going from pleasant to irrationally violent in less time than it takes to say, "Have you seen Shooter McGavin?"
"No, why?"
"Because I'm going to beat the living piss out of him."

Best Film Ever!

A Drink made out of a mixture of Arnold Palmer Half n Half and Vodka.

a double crow hop followed by ejaculation into the face of a female. just like happy gilmore hits a golf ball.

In the same category as the mouse trap, this sexual move entails distracting the blowjob giver so that the recipient may use their penis as though a golf club the likes of which happy gilmore demonstrated. A running start followed by a swing of the penis onto the blowjob givers face/forhead/back of head (if your timing is off)