Happy Handshake
HandJob. Manual Stimulation by someone other than youself.
I know we can't have sex this week. How about a happy handshake?
Happy meal handshake
A pact made when someone uses another persons idea but is not going to split any of the proceeds for its success, except for a happy meal.
Burt: “This area could really use a wine and cheese store”
Ernie: “Great idea. I might steal that. Happy meal handshake?
Ernie: “Great idea. I might steal that. Happy meal handshake?