happy tissue

tissue used to wipe off bodily fluids expressed as a result of masturbation, typically from a male, but also applicable to females.

CB: How long has it been since you've been laid?
Jane: It's been a while...
CB: Oh wait...is that why I saw all those happy tissues near your bed?
Jane: Yup! I conk out afterwards and forget to clean up.

Happy Tissues

Tissues in which a male ejaculates rather than blows his nose.

Guy 1- Hey dude, looks like your roomates not getting any.

Guy 2- How do you know?

Guy 1- His trash is full of Happy Tissues

俚语	happy tissues
释义	happy tissue tissue used to wipe off bodily fluids expressed as a result of masturbation, typically from a male, but also applicable to females. CB: How long has it been since you've been laid? Jane: It's been a while... CB: Oh wait...is that why I saw all those happy tissues near your bed? Jane: Yup! I conk out afterwards and forget to clean up. Happy Tissues Tissues in which a male ejaculates rather than blows his nose. Guy 1- Hey dude, looks like your roomates not getting any. Guy 2- How do you know? Guy 1- His trash is full of Happy Tissues
随便看	you down for that? youdoxagoodifthesanensinlenotions you do you you do you, boo you do you boo you do you, boo you do you girl you dragging it you draked it you drink bathwater you drink it you buy it you drive me crazy (you drive me) crazy you dropped a bomb on me you dropped something you dropped this 👑 you dropped this 👑 you dropped your dime you dropped your face you dropped your gay card you dropped your pocket you dropped your virginity you drove you'd still fck you'd still fck