happy tissue
tissue used to wipe off bodily fluids expressed as a result of masturbation, typically from a male, but also applicable to females.
CB: How long has it been since you've been laid?
Jane: It's been a while...
CB: Oh wait...is that why I saw all those happy tissues near your bed?
Jane: Yup! I conk out afterwards and forget to clean up.
Jane: It's been a while...
CB: Oh wait...is that why I saw all those happy tissues near your bed?
Jane: Yup! I conk out afterwards and forget to clean up.
Happy Tissues
Tissues in which a male ejaculates rather than blows his nose.
Guy 1- Hey dude, looks like your roomates not getting any.
Guy 2- How do you know?
Guy 1- His trash is full of Happy Tissues
Guy 2- How do you know?
Guy 1- His trash is full of Happy Tissues