Harbor Springs

Town in the Northern part of the Lower Peninsula of Michigan. Very touristy town, with crazy rich fuckers coming in every summer with their damn poodles and pink shirts, wearing beige shorts and a sweater tied around their necks. Aptly named Fudgies, due to the quantity of fudge they digest. Inversly, the winter fudgies can be just as bad, with the trust fun babies coming up to visit Boyne Mountain and Nubs Nob, the two local ski hills. Their attitude towards the locals is one of condemnation and snobbery. All in all, Harbor Springs is a nice place to live if you enjoy wildlife and a natural feeling, and can deal with snotty preps year round.

1. A town in Northern Michigan with an economy based mostly on tourism. Popular in Summer, Fall, and Winter. Also known as "Up North"
2. 15 Minutes from Petosky
3. 45 Minutes from Mackinaw City
4. About an hour from Traverse City

Best place ever! People might say that its full of rich snobbs but your just upset you not one of us. Yes we wake up at 12:00 P.M. to go our 12:15 tennis lessons. That our dad pays for and we wear out whitest outfits we can find. After our nice private tennis lesson we go to the harbor club and eat out icecream and fries then meet our moms to pick us up for tubing in our $100,000 boat. Then we bike back to our houses that out about one minute away from the club then we get ready for our dinner with our huge family at the harbor club. Then we watch the sunset on tyhe tampoline in the back yard then we stay up late with our friends then go on a bike ride at 12:00 A.M. That is living the dream!

A all white rich ass town that is only populated during the summer with rich kids. The only hood is the alley behind yummies the ice cream store and that alley is actually a nice garden. Every kid over the age of 13 has their own motorboat and drives it around all day blaring music and not doing shit. They tie their boats together in the middle of the harbor and post their “floatilla” all over their sc. these are the harbor point kids who own 4 story houses that cost more than 100x yours. They are wear lily Pulitzer and eat dinner at the harbor club every Monday night. Their moms are all blond tennis players who give their kids unlimited access to ice cream and flurries at the U21. In the fall the harbor point kids all go off to boarding school and spend the same amount of money on their dorm room as their tuition. The harbor point squad often wakes up at 5 to watch the sunrise and then takes 99999999 dsco and is obsessed with vsco. Their extended families are also huge with 50+ people who all have houses on harbor point and eat dinner together on Monday nights at one longggggg table at the harbor club. They ride their fancy bikes to kilwins to get 9$ small shakes and buy popcorn from the lyric without going to see a movie. Wardrobes include vineyard vines tees, lulu shorts, and birks and pura vida bracelets and raybans. All in all they are wealthy blond teens that ride around on bikes or their motorboats while moms play tennis at country clubs and dad is somewhere.

Extremely affluent vacation destination in Northern Michigan. This is where the rich spend their summers. If you can get over how ridiculously overpriced it is, you should be able to enjoy the beautiful scenery and friendly locals. This place is truly the Cape Cod of the Midwest, and the people sure do dress the part. It's like a fricking Vineyard Vines catalogue. Go up to Birchwood to see some rich people, go to Roaring Brook to see some even richer people, or go to Harbor Point (average home price: $15 million!) to see some of the richest people in the entire country.

Also known as the Cape Cod of the Midwest, this “up north” town located on Lake Michigan has been attracting stupidly preppy people for years. As you walk down Main Street, you are bound to see people decked out in Lily Pulitzer, Vineyard Vines, and Lululemon, while wearing Sperrys or Jack Rodgers. Most of its residents only come during the summer, and due to their loud-ass cocktail parties and even louder boats, all of the locals hate them. If you live in Roaring Brook, Wequetonsing, or better yet, on The Point you are instantly “respected”. All of the rich kids can be found at the Little Harbor Club with their nannies after playing tennis, because their mothers are too busy shopping to care for them. If you are a popular rich teenager, especially one who goes to a private or boarding school, you are expected to have your own boat, limitless credit card, and an endless supply of blonde friends who will take pictures of you for Instagram. Besides rich summer people and tourists, the only other people who venture up to Harbor Springs are the countless numbers of sailors who pour in after the Chicago-Mac for the annual u gotta regatta. During the rest of the year, everyone lives in fucking huge mansions, even bigger than their gigantic summer homes, dreaming of returning next year to torture the locals some more.

It is a ton of rich assholes who spend their time drinking Busch on flotillas with their wake surfing boats while the police don't give a flying fuck, that a bunch of 15-18 year olds are drinking on 150,000$ boats in the Harbor. Other then that it is a calm and small place where the locals all so called townies (crackheads) walk around and do nothing besides look at the rich peoples boats and wish they were wealthy.