an osolinski
An osolinski is someone who’s very short and quite sussy. They usually have long dark hair and have dated someone named Jacob in their life.
“Bro the girl I met last night was an osolinski, she was like 3 feet tall!”
“My girlfriend won’t stop talking about her ex, Jacob, she’s probably an osolinski.”
“My girlfriend won’t stop talking about her ex, Jacob, she’s probably an osolinski.”