hard-on in a bottle
Slang nickname for the sports celebrity hyped but entirely ineffective mail-order supplements that purport to give you muscles and a big black boner no matter what your ethnicity.
I don’t give a rat’s ass if it is a full-blown goddamn placebo, I just wanna get my own hard-on in a bottle and try it out for myself!
Hard Times Bottle
A 50mL bottle of liquor (Airplane Bottle) that is about a shot.
Save this bottle until you have no money and no other way to support your alcoholism. Hard times are ahead.
Save this bottle until you have no money and no other way to support your alcoholism. Hard times are ahead.
Jim has been out of a job for a couple of years now. He can only afford to go to the liquor store and get a couple of hard times bottles at a time now. Jim should start panhandling so he can get a whole fifth.