Hard P
Having morning wood and trying to urinate in which you have to bend over in awkward positions to get urine to flow out of your penis. Sometimes urine flows too quickly before you have time to aim and gets on your floor,toilet,etc.
Guy: "I hit such a Hard P this morning, it got all over my floor and even my boxers"
Guy 2: " I hate those, that's why i always masturbate before i get up"
Guy 2: " I hate those, that's why i always masturbate before i get up"