harlon
a person who will seriously fuck shit up. master reconstructive technician of lava lamps, expert in bear attacks and bear nature.
oh my, there is a harlon, i sooo wanna go blow him. c'mon girls lets go blow him
harlon
harlon is a master at lava lamps, he is one of the best people to call for when you're trying to commit some acts of arson.
a harlon is also a guy who when you ask a question he doesn't say "your mom," honestly thats pretty gigachad. He is also wanted in 195 countries, thats pretty cool.
a harlon is also a guy who when you ask a question he doesn't say "your mom," honestly thats pretty gigachad. He is also wanted in 195 countries, thats pretty cool.
"OMG is that a harlon!"
"OMG it is!!"
"I wanna blow him soooooo bad"
"SAME!"
"OMG it is!!"
"I wanna blow him soooooo bad"
"SAME!"
harlon
1.n fat
2.n greasy
3. halo nerd
2.n greasy
3. halo nerd
harlon your such a fat greasy fuck quit freaking on halo
Dirty Harlon
It's when Harlon has intercourse with 100 latin lady's and only impregnate's one.
He did a dirty Harlon last night and thats why he cant come to work.