Harnule

He’s a shy boy with a micro penis but compensated for it with his huge throbbing heart. He has a strict diet and if bound to the constructs of maths and physics. He can be funny and happy but only after you feed him, otherwise he’s a grumpy dick soar. He loves to party but often you will see him barricaded in his room watching anime for days on end. He can often go by fake aliases such as Peter, John, Alex, Nathan, Frank and Solomon. If you have a Harnule don’t let him go, instead cage him to a pole because he’s a keeper.