Harold P.
A SEXY CUBAN boy with a VERY BIG penis.
Daaaaaaamn, who's that?! Its Harold P.!
Harold P. Warren
Former fertilizer saleman who lived in the El Paso, Texas area. On a bet, he created the worst film ever made - Manos the Hands of Fate. Also probably created the film to fulfill lifetime fantasy of seeing women in sheer nightgowns wrestle in the desert. Gave us such memorable charachters as Torgo and The Master.
I am Torgo. I take care of the place while the master is away.